It’s a metaphor
hi everyone! it’s time for another tumblr awards as im super close to uni holidays and will have a heap of spare time next week so why not?! and as always, it’s super easy to enter c:
must be following me
reblog this post - no likes unless for bookmarking! the more times you reblog, the more chance you have of winning c:
those are all the rules hooray
best url
best theme
best content
best icon
best original post/s
best overall blog
heaps of categories for you to enter, so you have an even greater chance of winning c: also, the number of winners for each categories will be based on how many notes this post gets, so more notes = more winners!
follow back from me
original post reblogs
a link on my blog
and of course bragging rights
and thats everything! i’ll start picking winners towards the end of next week, so get reblogging and good luck to you all!
credit to josh apolojizzing for making the banner! go follow him too!


who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

i kinda hope someone does something illegal to me just so i can sue them and win heaps of money




*purposely drop something in front of my crush*



you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?


dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday



maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

i have no idea if that’s more comforting or depressing