theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it
- A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

Me sexting my English girl
Me:
what we finna do later
Girl:
oi im gonna gobble your knob and bollocks

eabernathy:

halloween in Australia

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