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cravings:

georgewarshington:

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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death-by-lulz:

Those eyes.

Crying

tobiasxva:

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

teenagerposts:

Me in class taking a picture of the board that I know I will never look at again

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vegancottagecore:

i need!!! to be in the forest. run my hand through a little stream. climb over a fallen tree…maybe sit down on a stone and forget about society for a bit

hallucin8:

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

tsunflowers:

red cross questions before you give blood are like

  • do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)
  • were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997
  • have you ever even SEEN a gay man

subnauticalesbian:

uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*

dulect:

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i’m just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic